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Archive- July 2001


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July 31, 2001

Okay, I put a link up to my webcam. I could not figure out how to actually have a page with it on this site, as I am absolutely a brain dead HTML moron, so it's linked to of all places Yahoo...grrrr. So good luck. But it will do for now until I learn a little more of the basics.

Also, I put in a poll.

In exactly one month I will be 31. I don't what to think about it. Actually 30 was a lot better than 29, cause, I guess, the presence of the 0 feels younger than the 9. But everytime a birthday rolls around, I think of things I could have accomplished in the last year and why I didn't do it, or what i could have done different, which is totally useless because I can't change anything, maybe in some way atone... hahaha. But this usually occurs around the time of that old birthday sneaking up on me. I know I'm a weirdo. But i'm comfortable that way, I hate not having something to think about, that's boring. So there, you bastards.

July 29, 2001

I got some links up, but definitely not all that will go up, just the ones I tend to visit everyday, ones with daily updates.
New page...Relating to my genealogy research.
Reverend Ryan quit on me so it will take old angus some time to find a new preacher to give us that spiritual kick...i dont know, maybe I'll find a fiery baptist, or a mormon.

July 28, 2001

one bad ass mother fucking dino

Today I actually made it outside of my house and the 11 miles to the nearest theatre to see Jurassic Park III. Not bad, definitely got the heart pounding...but at 91 minutes, it was over very quickly. The first one is still the best, but I like this one better than that disguised Japanese Godzilla movie that was Jurassic Park II which could not even hold to the premise laid down in Michael Crichton's book, The Lost World.

I'm a dumb bitch, I think I'll scream again

Let's talk about Tea Leoni. Sure she's got the looks, but as for acting.... but I do believe this is a perfect role for her... token dumb bitch in a dinosaur movie. Let me count out the ways:

1. She is your classic overbearing mother
2. She has great command of a bullhorn on an island inhabited by carnivorous dinosaurs.
3. She doesn't listen to anything anybody tells her, especially the expert paleontologist that she kidnapped.
4. She acts like she knows everything, continuing to give her kid commands after he managed to survive for two months by himself.
5. She screams at the slightest thing, continuing to call her sons name, yet attracting more carnivorous dinosaurs.

I'll have to view it again to pick out more dumb bitch characteristics, but i was waiting for her to get munched, not in the pornographic sense either. Too bad. How come the dinosaurs never eat the females in the Jurassic Park movies?

July 26, 2001


Chicks, broads, women, girls, walking dick garage... whatever ya call them, pretty much deep down inside they are all the same. They all have this need for attention and pampering, and a need for one man to be their knight in shining armor. The first few weeks of every relationship is always great. Great sex, great conversations, lotsa fun. But then it comes up slowly... she starts spending more time at your place, she leaves clothes behind, then she's borrowing your washer and dryer, then she starts buying little trinkets to 'decorate' the place. You may not even realize it, but you're slowly changing, being molded. Soon the sublimal messages start... don't shake your head, there is always a hidden meaning in something a girl says, that's why they talk so much, the more you hear, the more you're becoming part of her. Why else would a happy single guy start thinking about marriage and babies and a nice little house with a fucking white picket fence. Then after you've been in captivity for a while you start to realize you were once happy, and you stop listening to her. Of course, this doesn't go over too well...see the ex-file.
And there is the issue of female friends. You want to nail them, that's why they are your friends. And pretty much they make the same stupid decisions about who they want to be with forever and forever. Ahh...just take a rusty fucking knife and cut my goddamn spleen out, come on, I have enough organs to go around for every broad that has killed me with friendship.
Not that I dislike the friendships I have had with women, I have always had female best friends. So just remember, there's some guy out there who's just a little better than you... a model, police officer, fireman, army pillow biter, president, who's gonna get laid before you.

July 23, 2001

Well, I'm in one black ass mood.... so fuck this
here check out my personality profile.

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Take the test for yourself

July 20, 2001

Today is Friday, so I make my weekly trip to Wal-Mart essential supplies.
I am actually proud of myself cause I didn't get pissed at all the old people, in fact I found the experience quite funny today.

This one old broad,

well, she's in the coffee aisle, but they also keep the donuts there. This woman, is not a small woman, and she's picking out donuts, i guess to snack on back at the retirement village. I don't know what comes over me sometimes, but lets call it a genuine concern for the health of the elderly. I walk right up grab the huge, value pack of fucking donuts from her hands and with a glazed look in my eyes, scream,
Needless to say, i got out of there before the police and paramedics showed up.

July 17, 2001

Serious Moment: Happy Birthday, Grandma, you're the best.
End Serious Moment.

There are a lot of fucked up people in the world:


When I first stumbled upon that one, i didn't know what to make of it, at first i thought it was a dememted girl playing with her dolls, but then the dolls looked real, so i thought 'Jesus, she dresses her friends up', but then i realized the truth... trannie

As they say, to each their own...but it doesn't mean we can't make fun of them. How many times were we picked on in the past for being different, not being a jock, or a prep,

or Mr. or Ms. Popular

I see it everyday as a high school teacher.. and let me tell you it doesn't change once you grow up and become a teacher. The former jocks become coaches, and hang out with their set, and look down on the former freaks, rockers, goons, hoods who are sponsoring drama, band, chorus, student govt, etc....

but what can you do?

In no way am I advocating violence. This is just how our society operates, and people are getting pissed, getting tried of just taking the shit. And its not just the bullies that end up paying, everybody does.

Stepping down off the soapbox.

July 15, 2001

OK, AOL sucks. I am definitely gonna have to find me another ISP, cause that bastard 6.0 degrades everytime you exit and then you have to reinstall it every fucking two months.
fucking fuckers.
But in my desolate region out here there are not many choices.
Got comments? shove em in her ass, got questions, bite me.

okay, I'm just alittle pissed.

July 13, 2001

There is nothing wrong with being a hermit.

July 12, 2001

So I am sitting here, bored off my ass during the summer, the way educators tend to do. And I keep getting ideas for websites, but nothing that would do my wide sense of wonder with this inane world in which we live any justice. Just by chance, i discovered

Mine eyes have been opened to so many new things. So now I have a shitload of stuff i need to share, including some original thoughts and ideas (and plans)that tend to zip through my head at a thousand miles an hour. Remember, i am under construction.


The picture on the right is what i think my ex-wife's apartment looks like now. She was the biggest fucking pig I ever knew, and i got sick and tired of picking up after her. I plan to have an entire "dis" section devoted to this waste of human flesh and the hell she put through the last year or so.