September 30, 2001

I seem to have come in contact with a lil virus. I thought it was because I mowed the lawn yesterday, that I was coughing late into the wee morning hours today. But now, at 7:30 pm tonight, I can tell you, it isn't allergies, I have a cold and I am pissed about it. I hate being sick, and I don't want to be taken care of. I hate that shit. Just let me nurse it myself. When I was married, the Bitch used to want to cater to me when I was sick, because that is what she wanted,
"oh, please, fix me some soup"..."can you get me the Nyquil"...."can you rub this vaporub on my chest"..."can you remove your own fucking kidney and place it inside of my body".
I should have been happy that someone wanted to cater to me, but I am definitely not like that. Just fucking leave me alone and when you're sick, I expect you to keep your germs away from me.
So now someone has transferred their nasty lil germs into my body, and the lil bastards are wreaking havoc throughout my sinuses and bronchials and my throat. If I had the energy, I would beat the crap out of somebody.

Not going to bed until 3:30 am last night probably didn't help either. I was on the AIM with my friend, the magicgirl, and we decided we were hungry, so at 1 in the morning she picked me up and we drove off in search of some vittles. Of course, in our county, everything closed at the latest midnight. Fucking Village Inn closed at midnight, what the fuck, I thought all Village Inns had to stay open all the time for the sake of idiots like me who have shitty sleep habits and get hungry and follow our impulses in the middle of the night. So we made our way to the big town of Albuquerque, and got to Dennys. It was so fucking good and I wasnt even stoned. Funny huh. But it was prolly 2:30, 2:45 when we got out of there and about 3:20 when we got home.
At the Denny's, there was a group of about 6 chinese guys. Magicgirl thought they were Korean Mafia, I thought they we Engineering students. Anyway, they were chasing the hookers that walked by the Denny's entrance. Actually the hooker I saw was not your typical Albuquerque hooker, she actually looked somewhat attractive and was thin. Although it was late and now I know that a viral infection was coming on, NOT the type of viral infection your thinking about, ye fucking perves! But anyway, these chinese guys were chasing these hookers and i didnt here one word of english from them. How the hell were they gonna get her that way without flashing the cash and getting mugged. I still think they were Engineering students looking to get laid. It's fucking Albuquerque, you should not have to pay for sex, when many a girl will give it up after two beers. five beers, tops.

September 26, 2001

Fucking time outs!!! I just lost a long post and I am not typing it again. Fuck, fuck fuck fucking fuck

September 21, 2001

The Ex- File

I posted an update in the Ex-File, its near the bottom, past all the introductory stuff.

In other news...shit, I have no other news. Bought chocolate today...

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice

3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSBeduonca or Elvis-the-King@OCDSBeduonca

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

6) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso

7) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS"

8) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

9) Dont use any punctuation

10) As often as possible, skip rather than walk

11) Ask people what sex they are Laugh hysterically after they answer ***************************
12) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

13) Sing along at the opera

14) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

15) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day

September 19, 2001

Stupid, mother fucking, little bags of pus-filled, shit laden vermin. For some reason, those of us teaching in Special Ed always seem to have a fucking shortage of books. First of all, there never seems to be enough money to buy the right anmount of books, and then when the school year starts there is double class size, so of course you only have enough books to teach your class. Well, I got some little fucking shitheads crying over the amount of work I give them wanting to take books home. I can't fucking do that. I tell them to copy the problems down and take it home. For christs sake, they are in high school, and in 2-3 years we're turning em lose on society my friends! Nobody's gonna fucking care if they have a learning disability, it's my fucking job to educate their asses to some form of competancy before they leave school. So, with a shortage of books, i got some wiseguys who think they are going to get away with borrowing books overnight. Problem is the little ADD brats forget to bring the goddamn books back, so i have fucking classes with dwindling amount of materials. The government talks about education reform. Here's some fucking reform...pump enough money into the schools so that there is enough books for every kid to have one at home and one in the class. Fucking duh!

Septmber 16, 2001

I had thought that the religious right were pretty out there before, but they have shown their true insenstive colors with this article.

God Gave U.S. 'What We Deserve,' Falwell Says

By John F. Harris
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, September 14, 2001; Page C03

Television evangelists Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson, two of the most prominent voices of the religious right, said liberal civil liberties groups, feminists, homosexuals and abortion rights supporters bear partial responsibility for Tuesday's terrorist attacks because their actions have turned God's anger against America.
"God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve," said Falwell, appearing yesterday on the Christian Broadcasting Network's "700 Club," hosted by Robertson.
"Jerry, that's my feeling," Robertson responded. "I think we've just seen the antechamber to terror. We haven't even begun to see what they can do to the major population."
Falwell said the American Civil Liberties Union has "got to take a lot of blame for this," again winning Robertson's agreement: "Well, yes."
Then Falwell broadened his blast to include the federal courts and others who he said were "throwing God out of the public square." He added: "The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen.' "
People for the American Way transcribed the broadcast and denounced the comments as running directly counter to President Bush's call for national unity. Ralph G. Neas, the liberal group's president, called the remarks "absolutely inappropriate and irresponsible."
Robertson and others on the religious right gave critical backing to Bush last year when he was battling for the GOP presidential nomination. A White House official called the remarks "inappropriate" and added, "The president does not share those views."
Falwell was unrepentant, saying in an interview that he was "making a theological statement, not a legal statement."
"I put all the blame legally and morally on the actions of the terrorist," he said. But he said America's "secular and anti-Christian environment left us open to our Lord's [decision] not to protect. When a nation deserts God and expels God from the culture . . . the result is not good."
Robertson was not available for comment, a spokeswoman said. But she released a statement echoing the remarks he made on his show. An ACLU spokeswoman said the group "will not dignify the Falwell-Robertson remarks with a comment."

September 13, 2001

I hate fucking chicks, man. This time I'm really serious! I'm so upset I can't even put it into fucking words. I am just sick and tired of games and indecision. Maybe I hang out with too many chicks, maybe I should hang around with more guys at bars and high school football games and strip clubs. Maybe I should use my testosterone for evil purposes. I am tired of being the nice, best friend. I wanna be the guy all the chicks want to nail, not the guy who's just one of girls. Thats how I feel. I want some fucking action, I want some booty, shit, I'm pissed off. I wanna find a nice girl and fuck the shit out of her. I wanna girl who wants the same. Fuck this shit and american girls, I'm gonna order me a fucking Asian or Russian Bride off the internet, all they want is to come to America and "have a man rove me, somebody I can cawe fow" FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!! shit, goddammit! You know, Just bury me ass up out of the ground so people can use me for a bicycle rack after I'm gone. I'm going to bed now, probably better that way anyway.

September 11, 2001

I am probably the least patriotic person I know. Today's events at the World Trade Center, has even got my questioning, anarchistic ass all fired up. The town I live in has about 10,000-12,000 residents, most likely, more than that amount died today. I am usually not shocked to the point where I can not comprehend something. The Oklahoma City bombing did not affect me, the Waco shit did not affect me, images of people puking or eating shit on the internet does not phase me, ok, the shit eating kinda grosses me out, but this kamikaze shit is so fucked up, I really don't know what to say but maybe it's time to nip this thing. I am talking stealth bombers and nuclear (nukyuler) devices. This is coming from a passifist, conscientious objector. So I do believe, if I am thinking this way, what are others thinking?

September 10, 2001

Yes, yes, yes, that's right, on September 27, 2001, I will be restraining order free!! Last year on the 26th of September, I was rewarded for nearly 5 years of faithful, non-abusive matrimony, with yes, a restraiing order to last one year. Seems my ex...hereafter referred to as the Bitch, felt uncomfortable with the fact that I really needed her to help me pay some of our oustanding expenses. I got mad and cussed her out over the phone. Well, the judge found that I was guilty of telephone harassment and put a restraining order on me for one year. I hate being labled as an abuser, that's bullshit, like always, the bitch was using the situation to gain some type of moral or ethical high ground to excuse herself from accepting the fact that she abandoned me with nearly $20,000 of credit card debt. Something that I am taking care of without her. It sucks and yes, I am still pissed, and I still want revenge, and I want her to suffer, and want her to be miserable. My mother has told me I need to forgive her, but I can't do that...she's a bitch and deserves to be in pain.

ok, I don't want to be all serious about it, because a lot of my vicious anger is gone. But I still have the need to humiliate her, make her feel guilty, shame her in public. I know damn well that it is immature on my part, but I must have an outlet, or I'll go nuts. Well, nuttier than i already am.

She seriously fucked up her karma, and I finally reaching a point where I am actually feeling more self-confident, but I still have this nagging tension when it comes to this subject. I swear this did not start out to be a rant of any sort, but that's how it fucking ended. So if ye don't like it, you can just fucking blow me! HaHa.

Time to pay the piper, bitch, time to pay the piper.

September 4, 2001

It may be the truth, but this guy's a fucking dumbass.

From Ananova

Headteacher's letter brands pupils 'hormonally-charged'

A US headteacher has sent out a note to parents calling their children 'snot-nosed' and 'hormonally-charged juvenile delinquents.'

Mike Riplinger, of Briggs Middle School in Springfield, Oregon, said the letter was tongue-in-cheek and not meant to be publicly distributed.

He has written a letter of apology to the school, pupils and parents, saying he made an error of judgment.

Mr Riplinger wrote: "I am privileged to get the opportunity to work with your children ... to share in their growth and help shape their futures."

The education authority accepted Mr Riplinger's apology but some parents and pupils were less forgiving, reports the Houston Chronicle.

Parent Bonnie Sinyard said: "The students who were at my house felt betrayed. My own daughter's comment was 'These are the things he tells us not to do.'"

Story filed: 00:38 Wednesday 5th September 2001

September 3, 2001

I sent this pic out in an e-mail the other day.

Last night I recieve this response from my sister-in-law:

"That's bad: Even ****** (my brother) wasn't impressed."

So, already in an obnoxious mood, I write back,

"Ohhh, wah wah!!!"
My brother then responds,

"What?"

And I think that OK, I've started a family feud. I write:

"Nothing, How was your high school reunion."

Now both of us being children of the late 70's and 80's I think, he must of taken it as a great sacrilage to the Star Wars series. So I ask myself, why can't some people take a fucking joke? C'mon, I love Star Wars, I own all the movies, but isn't it funny that Chewbacca is nailing Princess Leia? Well, I'm not going to send any funny shit to them for a while, if that's the reaction. Now I understand that it's a low quality pic, but I didn't do it, I gleaned it off of some other site, it's probably been floating around the internet for a long time. So the new improved Angus... totally serious reporting only the facts.

Today in Istanbul... Who the fuck am I kidding? I can't do that, I laugh at things that aren't supposed to be funny anyway. Like midgets and chicks getting harpooned by urine.

At least I didn't send this one.

September 2, 2001

So it occurs to me now, I am 31 years old. What does that mean. Not much. Other than the fact that I make this groaning sound when I get out of bed in the morning, I have arthritis in my knees and shoulder from damage sustained in high school wrestling, my once photographic memory is not so photographic anymore, hemorrhoids (och!!! again with the hemorroids), I can't drop weight like I used to and I feel like a fat blob, and I am 13 years passed my sexual peak, things are better than they have been in a long time. The woman who are close to my age are reaching there sexual prime, and I am no longer married to the stupidest bitch on earth, see the ex-file page, things are once again going well at school, and we (teachers) got a fat 8.5% raise this year. Problem is this town has only about 12,000 people and most of these women in their prime look like total shit. Worn out from years of childbearing (they start early here) and spousal abuse. Don't get me wrong there are some very attractive women in their 30's, but they are all dedicated to their big hulking neandrethal-looking, one step down the evolutionary ladder husbands. These are the kind that would not cheat. Maybe in other cities, but not this one. So I look to the younger generation, the 18 to 23's and the 24 to 30's. I tend to stay away from the 24 to 30's, cause they remind me of the ex. The 18 to 23's now these are some amazing women, but it's babysitting and they all want to move in with you after you fuck them. And also, I have had some of them in class and I don't want to be one of these guys who ends up with a former student, especially here. Not that I really give a fuck about what people say, but, well ya know. So I'm kinda stuck in a situation.

Maybe I should get one of these.