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Archive- October 2001
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October 29, 2001
Alcoholic bear cured of vodka habit
An alcoholic Russian bear has kicked the habit after a millionaire animal lover paid for him to be treated at a drying out clinic.
Ain't that something...Even their bears are vodkaholics....I wonder if the bear was mean drunk, a happy drunk, or a crying drunk. Let me know.
October 28, 2001
Well, well, well. What can I say, This computer kicks ass! Everything has double in speed, I can't wait til they get DSL into my lil corner of the world...BAM...
October 21, 2001
I know, I know, I haven't updated in about 9 days. That is because this computer went on the fritz again and once again I lost everything. So Dell was nice enough to give me credit...so that will be a big fuck you to the ex, since I believe she fucked up my credit on purpose... and i ordered a brand new 8200...256K RAM, pentium 4, comes with a scanner, CD writer... I am pretty excited. UPS keep trying to deliver it during my working hours, so Friday I ended up going to pick up my packages after school, which I thought would be the whole computer unit, but no it was just the scanner. When I got back home, UPS had once again been by, of course during the hours I should have been home, and of course with the most most important parts of my new system, the System itself, so now I have to go pick it up tomorrow and fight through the horrid Albuquerque traffic, but I guess it's worth it. So this is my last update from this old computer, going to the grave at the ripe old age of 4. Then I can start rebuilding my family tree database again...ugh...for the third time since this computer was fucking me up.
And in other news...
CARLISLE, Pa (ABCNEWS) - Police didn't need to bug Randy Smeltz's home to find about his alleged marijuana growing operation - he apparently did it for them. Police say the 40-year-old Pennsylvania man called police regarding a stolen radio. When an officer called him back last Tuesday, someone answered the phone without saying anything, and put down the receiver. The officer then listened in as Smeltz discussed smoking marijuana and crack cocaine in his trailer in the Country Manor Mobile Home Park, police said. "The officer continued to listen to the conversation while taking notes," Officer William Nieves wrote in his report. Smeltz then picked up the phone - without first hanging up - and dialed a number. "A conversation ensued," Nieves wrote, between the officer and Smeltz. According to the police report, Smeltz told the officer "listen to this," as he inhaled deeply and remarked that it was good marijuana. Their chat continued, and Smeltz gave the officer his address. When police arrived, they found Smeltz and a female friend, as well as marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Authorities also found Smeltz was growing marijuana in the flowerbed of his mother's nearby home.
I guess too much of a good thing IS true...
October 12, 2001
How Deep the Brainwashing Has Been
It is amazing how far Christianity pervades our psyches and our society. Today at school, of course, at noon, we all stood for the pledge of allegiance in a nationwide coming together. Now a little later, a student of mine, came asking me about the prayer session that the school was going to have. He was under the belief that the entire school was to go. That of course kind of irked me because we have a so-called separation of church and state in this country and under no circumstances can a school hold a prayer session for the entire student body. Of course I knew that it was volunteer, but I had to explain to him why. This is where I get to the point of my post. He could not conceive of the idea that someone might not believe in the christian god. He asked me if someone doesn't believe in god, will they get into heaven. I explained to him that not everybody accepts christianity as their religion, in fact, christainity is only the 3rd most honored religion in the world and if someone doesnt believe in god in does not matter to them whether they go to heaven or hell, as they probably didn't care anyway. It's only matters to the Christian. He asked me if I believed in god, and I actually told him I wasn't going to reveal what my beliefs were. I did this for the simple reason that my disbelief in any form of ultrasupernatural being could be a major stumbling point in this time of Jihad. Well, I think I utterly blew his mind. The church teaches our children that there is only one god and they are not allowed to research any other forms of religion. I think that is terrible. This is why there has to be a separation of church and education, because education is about expanding minds while church will restrict them. It's all bullshit. I grew up having to go to a fucking baptist church as my mom had 'found relijun'. When I was 13, I began ditching Sunday School because the kids there made me want to go on a rampage. Most of them attended the 'Christian' school attached to the church. These children looked down their noses at you if you attended public school. I have had this reputation in my family of never swallowing my pride even at a young age and either I was going to kick ass or leave. I left and after 2 years of battles with my mum, she finally agreed to me not going. I haven't looked back. I do not reject the historical writings of the Bible, the Koran, or any other sacred texts. But I do reject modern Christianity on the fact that it is a mutant form of something put forward by a social revolutionary who wasn't trying to change the world, but only trying to end corruption in his own time and place. So I am done with this, too fucking serious eh...so I guess I need to post a funny ass picture.
October 11, 2001
Right this minute, the President is talking about us getting the Evildoers, well I'm gonna focus on an evildoer close to home. No, I am not talking about a suspicious Muslim character in my town, a well- known nazi sympathizer within mine or your local police department (although you know that exists), I'm not even talking about my ex-wife. This evildoer is the one little piece of shit that is keeping me from having the perfect school year. So in the effort of not breaking confindence (a serious crime if your a teacher) we will refer to this little piece of slime as Pecker.
October 5, 2001
I swear this cold is a bio-engineered mother fucker cause I am still hacking up pieces of my goddamned lungs.
Ha ha! You so Stupid!
Me big strong cop...me need donut...land copter
So nice to know that the streets are safe, that children have made it school on time, that the fuckers packing heat are all nicely locked up in the overcrowded city jail, to allow these brave men to grab a quick dozen donuts. Thank you gentlemen, you're efforts are duly noted, ya pieces of shit. Don't use 911, call your local Krispy Kreme.
October 1, 2001
Once again, the previous month exits and a new one comes through the door. October is my favorite time of the year. It's never too hot, and never too cold. Temperatures in the 60's and 70's, leaves turning colors, crispness in the air... And this year is especially sweet as there is no restraining order hanging over my head. The Bitch really knew how to fuck up a guy's life. After all, she's the one who left me, what was I supposed to do, not file for divorce and sit around and wait for her to come back. Fuck that, loyalty is number one baby. And Angus doesnt get betrayed like that with no chance of revenge. But anyway, a year has come and gone since she filed her bogus restraining order and it's now expired. I guess they thought a year was enough to dissipate the passion and yearning for closure and revenge, well, it's not. I really want to get her back, or find out what her reasons were for leaving, or to just laugh at her humiliation.